May 20: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MONTH. HEY HEY YOU YOU (JK IM NOT AVRIL) BUT I CAN PRETEND?!?!? YOU’RE SUPER AWESOME HOLLAAA
Hello guys! I am Evilferret but my real name is Dominic! I am 19 years old. I live in Pittsburgh PA, but actually more like Greensburg PA. I just want to say, if you are even in here reading this, then I love you! <3
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are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
i dont know if people are checking me out or shocked at how ugly i am
- Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.
homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must pay a fine because eurovision must be shown from beginning to end without cutting anything out and they are banned from eurovision for the next three years
i am crying right now i love you europe
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- student: can i borrow a pencil
- teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
- student: yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious